DCI Detectives have finally revealed chain of events which led to cpl Caroline Kangogo killing two men
1. Cpl Caroline Kangogo invited her newly
acquired unnamed boyfriend to her house in
Nakuru Police Lines
2. Her old boyfriend, John Ogweno visited,
not knowing that his co-husband was in. He
left in a huff
3. The new boyfriend also left and this made
Cpl Kangogo distraught. How could an old
boyfriend prevent her from tasting a brand
new one eyed snake snake?
4. She cornered Ogweno inside his car and
shot him in the head, killing him quickly and
permanently. She opted for elimination
method to afford her quality time with her
newfound. RIP Omera
3. She then set for a 200km journey to Juja
where she was to meet another of her many
boyfriends. She has a chain of lovers, despite
being married to a high ranking police officer
in Mombasa
4. In Juja she met her other boyfriend, Peter
Ndwiga. They dined and booked a room.
While Ndwiga unleashed his other 'gun' for
that all important horizontal tournament, Cpl
Kangogo pulled outa genuine gun, a Ceska
and only used one bullet to kill poor Ndwiga.
RIP Murume.
5. Cpl Kangogo then left, in the middle of the
night for the direction of Kisii, looking for
another of her many lovers. This mogaka
must stay inside a banana plantation until it
is safe enough to venture out
6. Kangogo is also said to have been a ful
time sex worker and a part time
policewoman. How she juggled the two
demanding professions in a mystery, but
there is nothing wrong with any human being
using her Wanyonyi given orifices to
supplement her income. Even married ladies
are exchanging sex for upkeep (with their
husbands) and to get education for their
children, only that they don't say
7. Anyone who is known to Kangogo,
including her parents and siblings must not
sleep inside their houses until this blood
thirsty Dracula is arrested. She is armed and
dangerous. Anyone who has tasted her ATM
must duck inside the nearest culvert and
remain there, awaiting further defections
8. Good night my fellow Hoof-Eaters!